This serves as a disclaimer

This serves as a disclaimer for all who want to donate money, or other formations of wealth to my corporate interests such as in-kind donations { donations of service that are accounted as cash, but have no intrinsic value - a better definition will be forthcoming }, bartered good and bartered services, and the like.  I am working towards donations from sports stars, celebrities, rap stars, singers, actors, private wealthy individuals, the poor, those who are middle income, and the those who give through their lawyers or corporations anonymously, investors, wealthy groups and wealthy organizations, trusts, foundations, and so forth. I cannot promise the delivery of any certain, goods or services in return for what you have so graciously and generously given, except if I have made a written promise to give such items to you. I will do my utmost to accomplish all aspects and consideration detailed in any written contracts in a timely and on-time manner.  Funds offered and accepted from me or any of my corporate entities that I have full control over are not considered to influence me in the formation of corporate policy or in the opinions I have, or the policies I establish. I very much thank you for giving to my corporation [s] and I work hard each and every day, to the best of my ability to help liberate mankind, woman kind and human kind; educate children and people; promote good ethical business standards; project a good image of myself and my companies; and teach good manners, proper English, racial and religious sensitivity; fair treatment of all people; decency, honor and general fair play. This is an on-going process. Please feel free to give constructive criticism in a constructive manner privately. Thank you.