Tuesday, February 5, 2019

Weight Loss Secrets for Oprah


Requested Weight Loss Secrets for Oprah Win-Free:

1} Get your fat ass out of bed before 5 A.M. & go to the gym for an hour & a half.
2} Stop eating white bread, white rice, white potatoes, & milk & cheese.
3} Have sex regularly with your girlfriend, boyfriend or significant other.
4} Go swimming, if your aRe fortunate enough to have access to a pool (I don’t}.
5} Go for a long walk around where you live, if you can or cannot get to the gym
6} Eat strawberries, blueberries, blackberries, mangoes, bananas, & grapes, {Get them organic if you can}, I can barely afford fruit at all.
7} Resist the temptation of beating or hurting anyone who you feel is causing your oppression, because they LOVe to put Black men and Black women in jail. Don’t let them victimize you.

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